Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Cheagle Added to IUCN List of Threatened Species

The World Conservation Union (IUCN) http://www.iucn.org, the world's largest conservation network, announced today that it will add the Cheagle to its 2007 Red List of Threatened Species.

Sadly the Cheagle's main food source, the Manila bug, has been virtually eliminated by the Manila Team. The Cheagle has suffered from a lack of substance in the BudaBest forest where the competitive talk is more posturing than relevant, meaningful reporting.

The Cheagle may be able to return to larger numbers by feeding on the Caesar Graziani Bug of Rome, the Silicon Bug of San Jose, or the Hibernating Bug of Columbia.

1 comment:

dsquared said...

I consider myself a conservationist but in this case, let's totally eradicate the Manila bugs! Get them on the extinct species list! Go team!! One more day!